The Rain Reader's Kit
For the next wet Saturday: everything you need to disappear into a book, and full permission to do nothing about it.
(For the afternoon that cancels itself around two o'clock, and the book you've been meaning to get back to)
There's a particular kind of rain that arrives around two on a Saturday afternoon and clearly intends to stay. Not a shower with somewhere else to be. The settled, professional sort, the sort that sits down. The garden goes silver, the windows begin their percussion practice and every plan involving shoes quietly dissolves.
This is not bad news. Provided you're holding a book when it starts, it may be the best news of the week. The rain has made the decision for you: you are going nowhere, and nobody may reasonably ask you to. All that remains is to be properly equipped.
1. The books that have done this before
Vintage Penguin Paperbacks — eBay
Nobody reads a book quite as thoroughly as its second owner. A vintage Penguin paperback arrives already softened, spine relaxed, pages the colour of weak tea, and it asks nothing of you except to be read in an armchair while the weather carries on outside. eBay sells them by the shelf-load, orange spines and all, often for less than the price of one new hardback.
Buy a job lot. Some will be brilliant, one will be about crop rotation and the whole stack will look better on a shelf than almost anything printed this century.
2. The bookmark that takes the job seriously
Ornate Papers — Jane Austen Literary Bookmark (Etsy)
There are two kinds of reader: the kind who folds the corner of the page, and the kind who has opinions about the kind who folds the corner of the page. This is for the second kind, or for reforming the first. Double-sided, with a Regency portrait, quill and teacup on one face and Mr Darcy's most ardent declaration on the other, so that stopping mid-chapter at least ends on a high note.
A small thing. But rain-reading is a ritual, and rituals deserve their instruments.
3. The throw that marks your territory
English Heritage — Recycled Wool Throw in Large Check
Every reading chair needs a flag planted on it, and a checked wool throw over the arm does the announcing for you: occupied, indefinitely, do not wait. This one is made from recycled wool by English Heritage, and it has the particular weight that settles you into a chapter rather than sending you to sleep by page four.
Mostly. No throw can promise everything.
4. The mug that lasts a chapter
Emma Bridgewater — Polka Dot ½ Pint Mug
Tea and rain-reading run on different clocks, and the tragedy of the small cup is that it empties three pages in. The half pint is the reader's size: enough tea to see out a chapter, in a hand-sponged polka dot that has been cheering up British kitchens for over twenty years, decorated in Stoke-on-Trent.
It also survives being forgotten and gone cold beside you, which, if the book is any good, it will be.
5. The ballast
Walker's — Shortbread Fingers (Amazon UK)
A book in one hand calls for a biscuit in the other. This is not greed, it is ballast. Proper Scottish shortbread in the tartan box: butter, sugar, flour and no further discussion. Keep them within reach of the chair, because standing up mid-chapter is how whole afternoons get lost.
When it stops
The strange thing about a proper rain-reading afternoon is how it ends. The drumming eases, the light lifts, somebody's lawnmower starts up, and you look up from the page faintly annoyed. The weather has withdrawn its excuse. You'll have to finish the chapter on your own authority now.
Do it anyway. And leave the kit where it is. This is Britain: the rain will be back, and next time you'll be pleased to see it.
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